” ____ is in a relationship “

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Finding out that your mom has friends who have kids. Ridiculously hot single kids around your age.

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there is hope for us all.

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FACT: Queers are incapable of distinguishing between different Skittles flavors.

factsaboutqueers:

This is because, to them, everything tastes like a rainbow. 

The awkward moment when you’re staring at someone cute and they look right back at you

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Me: OMG OMG he looked at ME!!!!!!!!!

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that moment when your parents actually say yes

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weren’t we all.

weren’t we all.
When offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

a bit narcissistic isn’t it lol. Is that a subconscious thing?

If you plug your nose, you can’t hum. (keep your mouth closed too).

lahhhgit just tried it and i laughed cause i couldn’t breathe..lol

Actor Tommy Lee Jones and vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

that’s soo not true what about North America and South America…I understand the America part but they’re split into two so technically it’s not true. Other than that: 

Europe

Asia

Australia

Antarctica

Africa

All true…(:

Coca-Cola was originally green.

that’s interesting.

When you can’t find the answer to your homework on Google

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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA lahhhgit worst possible moment of someone’s life.

When your friend is telling you a secret and someone comes in

 

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Tai's the name. I wanna change my name to Arnold Palmer because he's got a kickass name; just kidding though it'd be kinda cool wouldn't it. I have a totally random personality. It's like a mixture and the only words I can describe it as are: awkward, random, cynical, sarcastic, funny, real, blunt, loud, animated, monotone, and blah blah blah the list goes on. I say everything in question form even if it's not a question. I know a lot of random facts for some reason. I am an idealist. I hate multi-tasking and when I say multi-tasking I mean driving a stick shift car...why? Sometimes I make faces and I don't even know but they make people laugh so it's all good. Follow me and I'll follow back, I promise. (: